Stewie's Blog

May 23

dampsandwich:

vagisodium:

dampsandwich:

im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.

anchovies

great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy

May 23

m-oonblaze:

everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb

May 23

tastetheaids:

thedoctorpottergames:

Parents have two moods:

“You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.”

and

“You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.”

“You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a teenager you should know all this by now.”

May 23

andrewhussiesbosom:

if you nice to me then I’ll

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but if you give me shit Imma

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May 23

i-am-fireborn:

You know, Tales of Vesperia has some subtle humor here and there, but I did not expect this.

May 23
lulz-time:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

lulz-time:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

May 23
theboywhofangirled:

falkner:

someone bought an entire page of ad space in my school’s yearbook and just put the word ahloo on it

#THERE IS NO WAY THAT PERSON DOES NOT SPEAK HINDI OR URDU #AND IM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF BECAUSE THATS LITERALLY JUST POTATO #WHO WRITES POTATO IN HINDI IN A YEARBOOK
May 23

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

May 23
May 23

lulz-time:

guceubcuesu:

Should’ve stuck to the status quo 

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